When Keith Richards was born cells were produced by a division of DNA (i.e. deoxyribonucleic acid), not a division of Samsung. The Ottoman Empire wasn't yet a chain of furniture stores. Not only were the Virgin Islands British but some still had virgins on them!
And here's the really scary part: of the six original Stones (i.e. Brian Jones, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Bill Wyman, Charlie Watts, and Ian Stewart) , Keith is the youngest!
In 2005 this Rolling Stones hit song from their 1973 Goats Head Soup album was used on Angela Merkel's campaign.
Feel free to try your hand at captioning her historic "WTF?" moment with Douche à l'Orange:
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| Angela, checking for lobotomy scars. |
Lyrics:
When will those dark clouds all disappear
Where will it lead us from here
With no lovin' in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
Angie, Angie
You can't say we never tried
Angie, you're beautiful
But ain't it time we say goodbye
Angie, I still love you
Remember all those nights we cried
All the dreams were held so close
Let me whisper in your ear
Angie, Angie
Where will it lead us from here
Oh your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie
Angie
Ain't it time we said goodbye
With no lovin' in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
Angie, I still love you baby
Everywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on baby dry your eyes
Angie, Angie ain't good to be alive
Angie, Angie, we can't say we never tried
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