Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts

Saturday, April 15, 2017

There Are No More Red States

James Thompson
      Republicans are experiencing Colony Collapse Disorder.  For reasons too numerous to iterate, Trump's numbers are plummeting, as is interest in special elections (even more so that usual) among right-leaners.  In the Kansas 4th--Koch's home ground--James Thompson polled within 1% shortly before the election and lost by only 6.8%.  What is more, he did so with almost no help from the DNC or the liberal media (most notably MSNBC, who have focused exclusively on Jon Ossoff).  Not bad for a Kansan without his own Wikipedia page! 

     To put this in perspective, the last Democrat to win this seat was segregationist Jon James Flynt Jr. in 1965.
Rob Quist, Montana.

      Was the Kansas 4th an anomaly? 

      Hardly. 

      True, Governor Sam Brownback is almost universally detested but that was the case on November 8th, 2016, when the district went for Trump by 20.5% while Mike Pompeo (now CIA Director) beat Democrat Daniel Giroux by 31.1%. 

     That was then.  Flash forward 5 months and the GOP is free-falling in the polls, as is enthusiasm among the remaining supporters.

    James Thompson ran an excellent campaign but he was more the result than the cause.  Simply put, the Thompson Effect is:  There are no more red districts.  By extension, his outcome underscored the obsolescence of the concept of red states. 

     Every seat should be contested.  Vigorously.  We agree that our discretionary resources should go into the tightest races.  However, the Overton Window has shifted left so far and so fast that these previously unattainable seats are the new battleground.  To wit, we should regard Jon Ossoff (Georgia 6th),  Rob Quist (Montana), Larry Barnett (Virginia 27th), and others like them as the front line.  This isn't merely a "healthy conceit" aimed at rallying supporters;  it is the status quo.

Larry Barnett, Virginia.
     We're talking about a 50-state strategy on steroids.  No more "Keep our powder dry!" nonsense.  Every challenged candidate should be supported equally, without regard to whether the nominee is centrist or progressive.  Think "Big Mo"[mentum] here:  Democratic success in one previously difficult region will translate into enthusiasm and support--including funding--in subsequent tilts.

      Everyone loves a winner!



Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Song for Day 69 - "Angie" by The Rolling Stones

Day 69 - "Angie" by The Rolling Stones

     People ask:  "Exactly how old is Keith?"

     When Keith Richards was born cells were produced by a division of DNA (i.e. deoxyribonucleic acid), not a division of Samsung.  The Ottoman Empire wasn't yet a chain of furniture stores.  Not only were the Virgin Islands British but some still had virgins on them!

     And here's the really scary part:  of the six original Stones (i.e. Brian Jones, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Bill Wyman, Charlie Watts, and Ian Stewart) , Keith is the youngest!


    In 2005 this Rolling Stones hit song from their 1973 Goats Head Soup album was used on Angela Merkel's campaign.

    Feel free to try your hand at captioning her historic "WTF?" moment with Douche à l'Orange:

Angela, checking for lobotomy scars.

Lyrics:

Angie, Angie
When will those dark clouds all disappear

Angie, Angie
Where will it lead us from here
With no lovin' in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
Angie, Angie

You can't say we never tried
Angie, you're beautiful
But ain't it time we say goodbye
Angie, I still love you
Remember all those nights we cried
All the dreams were held so close

Seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear
Angie, Angie

Where will it lead us from here
Oh, Angie, don't you wish
Oh your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie
Angie
Ain't it time we said goodbye

With no lovin' in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
Angie, I still love you baby
Everywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on baby dry your eyes
Angie, Angie ain't good to be alive
Angie, Angie, we can't say we never tried


Monday, March 20, 2017

Song for Day 61 - "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who

Day 61 - "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who

      I suspect we'll always love this Peter Townsend song from the 1971 "Who's Next" album.

     That said, have we noticed that its lyrics read like Donald Trump's autobiography?


Lyrics:

The Who.
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies
 

Singer Roger Daltry.
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through
 

Songwriter Peter Townsend.
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool
 

Drummer Keith Moon (1946-1978).
And if I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
And if I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

Friday, February 17, 2017

Song for Day 30 of a 4 Year Funeral - "More than Likely" by Lenny Gallant and Chris LeDrew

Day 30 - "More than Likely" by Lenny Gallant and Chris LeDrew

      When does romance become political? 

      More specifically, when do romantic lyrics become political?

      The key is not what the author meant--"authorial intent"--but in what the audience understands (i.e. interpretation).  Context is a moveable feast.  For example, John's Stewart's "Anna on a Memory" (released in August, 1967) was clearly not written about Anna Nicole Smith (born November 28, 1967, three months after the song came out), but could be applied to her (as we see in the video).


      Isn't original intent better, if not downright definitive?  Not always.  Lennie Gallant swears he didn't intend "Which Way Does the River Run" (one of the most beautiful "place songs" ever written) to be about any particular city.  He became convinced by fans that it could only be about Winnipeg, aka "Windypeg":  the first city you encounter when leaving Ontario, entering Cree country, a city divided by the Red River,  which runs north, not south (as many believe).


      Let's consider the lyrics to today's offering, minus the choruses (which are often nonsensical la-la-las or irrelevant references anyway), within the confines of a political discussion forum:

Songwriter Lennie Gallant.
more than likely, you will make the call
more than likely, your defences will fall
more than likely, you will see my side
more than likely, I'll be justified
so why am I shaking in my shoes

more than likely, you are all alone
more than likely, staring at your telephone
so why am I shaking in my shoes

I'm risking everything we had
to hold onto my pride
when more than likely you would like me more less dignified
I heard about the man who waits for us to fall
oh it's more than likely
he is also waiting for your call

more than likely, I will play it cool
more than likely, 'cause I am no one's fool
so why am I shaking in my shoes


      Isn't it easy to infer that this is a conversation with/about the current "Hold-My-Beer" "president"?  Hasn't their prophetic and ambiguous nature improved the lyrics since 1997, when the song was released?




Lyrics: 

more than likely, you will make the call
more than likely, your defenses will fall
more than likely, you will see my side
more than likely, I'll be justified
so why am I shaking in my shoes
when more than likely
you're missing me just like I'm missing you

more than likely, you are all alone
more than likely, staring at your telephone
so why am I shaking in my shoes
when more than likely
you're missing me just like I'm missing you

I'm risking everything we had
to hold onto my pride
when more than likely you would like me more less dignified
I heard about the man who waits for us to fall
oh it's more than likely
he is also waiting for your call

more than likely, I will play it cool
more than likely, 'cause I am no one's fool
so why am I shaking in my shoes
when more than likely
you're missing me just like I'm missing you
when more than likely
you're missing me just like I'm missing you

more than likely . . .

Monday, January 23, 2017

A Song for Day 5 of a 4 Year Funeral

Day 5 - "Hypersensitive Jester" - by Denny Guy

     If there is a better moniker for Trump than "Hypersensitive Jester" we haven't heard it.  (For that matter, "Tinkertoy Town" seems entirely appropriate for Washington.)

     Bill Maher Highlights Extent Of Opioid Abuse In Donald Trump-Voting States:  "Did you know that of the 14 states with the highest number of painkiller prescriptions per person, they all went for Trump?"

      The rescue of today's tune from obscurity is a story in itself.  The creator of the video reports:

      "I bought this album, 'Introducing Denny Guy' (1972) for 25 cents in a bargain bin 40 years ago, knowing nothing about it or the songwriter. "Hypersensitive Jester"  earwormed around in my skull all that time, so I cyber-tracked Denny Guy down to his boat out on the Pacific. He gave me a clean sound file and permission to create and post this video."




Lyrics:

He's a hypersensitive jester
with his axe of a magical brown,
and the name of the game
was filling the vein
with the junk of a Tinkertoy town.

Now stuff runs thicker than water--
at least, that's what he's told--
and the clouds in his mind
are the sign of the times
of the times that make young men old.

He'll chance romance, he'll enhance you.
Then he'll ask you:  "Roll up your sleeve."
Give a kiss to your arm
with his patented charm
to put men to your suffering and greed.

But a kiss, it doesn't last for a lifetime
and besides, it's not always around
but the hypersensitive jester
can be found in the Tinkertoy town.

Links:

Day 1 (The Inauguration) - "Hands" - Jewel

Day 2 (The Million Woman March) - "Testimony" by Ferron, sung by Marcelle Davies Lashley

Day 3 - "Ruins" - by Cat Stevens
 

Day 4 - "Eve of Destruction" (1964) - by P. F. Sloan performed by Barry McGuire

Day 5 - "Hypersensive Jester" - by Denny Guy

Day 6 - "Teresa" - by John Stewart

Day 7 - "Black Boys on Mopeds" by Sinéad O'Connor

Day 8 - "Burn, Baby, Burn" - by Bruce Cockburn

Day 9 - "Black Day in July" - by Gordon Lightfoot

Day 10 - "Democracy is Coming" - Leonard Cohen





Sunday, January 22, 2017

A Song for Day 2 of a 4 Year Funeral

     On the day of the Million Woman march, were hear Marcelle Davies Lashley sing Ferron's "Testimony":


There's godlike
And warlike
And strong
Like only some show
And there's sad like
And madlike
And had
Like we know
But by my life be I spirit
And by my heart be I woman
And by my eyes be I open
And by my hands be I whole

They say slowly
Brings the least shock
But no matter how slow I walk
There are traces
Empty spaces
And doors and doors of locks
But by my life be I spirit
And by my heart be I woman
And by my eyes be I open
And by my hands be I whole

You young ones
You're the next ones
And I hope you choose it well
Though you try hard
You may fall prey
To the jaded jewel
But by your lives be you spirit
And by your hearts be you women
And by your eyes be you open
And by your hands be you whole

Listen, there are waters
Hidden from us
In the maze we find them still
We'll take you to them
You take your young ones
May they take their own in turn
But by our lives be we spirit
And by our hearts be we women
And by our eyes be we open
And by our hands be we whole

      This is the author's original version:



Links:

Day 1 (The Inauguration) - "Hands" - Jewel

Day 2 (The Million Woman March) - "Testimony" by Ferron, sung by Marcelle Davies Lashley

Day 3 - "Ruins" - by Cat Stevens
 

Day 4 - "Eve of Destruction" (1964) - by P. F. Sloan performed by Barry McGuire

Day 5 - "Hypersensive Jester" - by Denny Guy

Day 6 - "Teresa" - by John Stewart

Day 7 - "Black Boys on Mopeds" by Sinéad O'Connor

Day 8 - "Burn, Baby, Burn" - by Bruce Cockburn

Day 9 - "Black Day in July" - by Gordon Lightfoot

Day 10 - "Democracy is Coming" - Leonard Cohen

Song for Day 1 of a 4 Year Funeral

     As we look back fondly and peer ahead apprehensively:

"Hands" by Jewel



If I could tell the world just one thing
It would be that we're all ok
And not to worry because worry is wasteful
And useless in times like these
I will not be made useless
I won't be idled with despair
I will gather myself around my faith
For light does the darkness most fear
My hands are small, I know,
But they're not yours they are my own
But they're not yours they are my own
And I am never broken
Poverty stole your golden shoes
But it didn't steal your laughter
And heartache came to visit me
But i knew it wasn't ever after
We will fight, not out of spite
For someone must stand up for what's right
Cause where there's a man who has no voice
There ours shall go singing
My hands are small, I know,
But they're not yours they are my own
But they're… 


Links:

Day 1 (The Inauguration) - "Hands" - Jewel

Day 2 (The Million Woman March) - "Testimony" by Ferron, sung by Marcelle Davies Lashley

Day 3 - "Ruins" - by Cat Stevens
 

Day 4 - "Eve of Destruction" (1964) - by P. F. Sloan performed by Barry McGuire

Day 5 - "Hypersensive Jester" - by Denny Guy

Day 6 - "Teresa" - by John Stewart

Day 7 - "Black Boys on Mopeds" by Sinéad O'Connor

Day 8 - "Burn, Baby, Burn" - by Bruce Cockburn

Day 9 - "Black Day in July" - by Gordon Lightfoot

Day 10 - "Democracy is Coming" - Leonard Cohen

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Trump? Greatest President Of Our Time?

     We hope we're wrong, but there is a real chance of Democrats being beaten at their own game before 2020 due to their "incrementalism", or lack of it, between 2008 and 2016.  In politics, as in history, standing still is losing ground.

     Just to be clear, yes, we're talking about the babbling billionaire enfant terrible businessman occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  The same billionaire who garnered half the union vote nation-wide and won among $0-$50,000 earners* in the key states by outflanking his Democratic opponent on the left.  Don't be surprised to see him follow the same path to glory during his first term, aided by a helpless Democratic Party.

A little background:

        In 2004 the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation poll voted Tommy Douglas "The Greatest Canadian" ever based almost entirely on him bringing single payer health care to his nation.  (Who knew people would be so fond of someone who rescues their lives and life savings whenever illness strikes?  Go figure!)  What is more, Tommy and his party, the CCF/NDP ("Canadian Commonwealth Party", later the "New Democratic Party"), managed this without ever holding power federally!

Saskatchewan Premium Tommy Douglas


     In every conceivable way, Donald Trump is the polar opposite of the honest, modest, altruistic Canadian hero.  Indeed, it pains us to mention the two names in the same article, let alone the same sentence.  In any case, should anyone want to test the stereotype of Canadians being cool and polite, have them insult Tommy Douglas [or go to a hockey game, I suppose] north of the 49th parallel.  (Have them top up their dental insurance first, though.)

      If The Donald can bring universal public health care ("UPHC") to Americans, as he has promised to do on more than one occasion, Americans will remember him as a saint.  True as they were, recent comments about Trump by Democrats in attempting to get elected would get them committed in 2056.  Health care will not be a mere right, as Bernie Sanders declares it, it will be a sacred one.  Note that there are no individual politicians, let alone political parties, advocating a return to private insurance in Canada [or any other developed nation]. 

Socialized Medicine?

      Why would Donald want to bring "socialized medicine" to American shores?

      Well, for starters, it's already being offered to the poor, the elderly, the military and government representatives (e.g. the judiciary, Congress, the White House, et cetera).  Trump surrogates will argue:  "Why should medical treatment be made available to everyone except those who pay for it?  What is 'socialist' about getting what we paid for with our hard earned dollars?  This is the opposite of 'socialism'.  This is America!"  Blah, blah, blah.  R[e]ince, spin, repeat.

      American enterprises, including his own, on foreign soil will have made abundantly clear to Trump the financial benefits of UPHC to a business.  For example, when Detroit was paying ~$6000 per employee for health care insurance, the same members of the same union making the same automobiles in Oshawa were paying ~$800.  Is it any wonder why there are more "American" cars manufactured in Ontario than Michigan?  Level the UPHC playing field by instituting it in the United States and those jobs could, in theory at least, be repatriated.

      The challenge will be to get all the other businesses on board while health care insurances scream like stuck pigs.  This leads us to a darker reason for Republicans to relegate private insurance--most notably the mandated private insurance we call "Obamacare"--to the dustbin of history.  Health insurance and Trump's subsequent target, Big Pharma (which will no longer be "politically protected"), are heavy contributors to both parties.  However, with unions disappearing and, we assume, Hillary retiring, the Democratic Party will rely more and more on these contributions.  Even if the reduction in income were to affect Republicans more in dollar terms, it would end the Democratic Party (which out-earned the GOP by 2-to-1 in 2016) as a financial threat.  Worse yet, what Democrat would dare to oppose universal "TrumpCare", even though it might be, in effect, their party's death warrant?  If Trump can't convince enough Republicans to pass the legislation he's not the con man salesman we think he is.

     It is difficult enough to parse Trumps utterances into English, let alone policy.  Nevertheless, his first instinct might have been, ironically, a two-tiered Mexican system. 

     "We're going to have insurance for everybody," Trump told The Washington Post. "There was a philosophy in some circles that if you can't pay for it, you don't get it. That's not going to happen with us."

     He has never objected to premium health insurance as an alternative for the wealthy.  We bear in mind that he is, by nature, neither flexible nor intellectual.  As such, he seems to favor the exact opposite of the status quo, an approach confusing to the point of being oxymoronic:  a private option to a single payer system which isn't a single-payer system:

     “It’ll be another plan. But they’ll be beautifully covered. I don’t want single-payer. What I do want is to be able to take care of people,” he said Saturday.

      Inevitably, the numbers (e.g. 58% favor UPHC) are moving him closer to a de facto single payer system with a GOP spin and Trumpian bafflegab.  To wit, the Republican plan will certainly not fund abortion or birth control.  These will have to be paid by the patient or through donations to an organization like Planned Parenthood.  Thus, not "single payer". 

     Semantics.


Footnotes:

* Vote change from 2012 to 2016  <$50,000/yr

State    Democratic   Republican  Trump Margin
         Gain/Loss    Gain/Loss    of Victory

Florida   -259,041      23,567       112,911
Iowa      -106,043     -42,883       147,314
Wisconsin -209,687      57,768        22,748
Michigan   -84,635     193,933        10,704
Penn.     -234,801     289,970        42,292
Ohio      -416,496     -81,313       446.841

          --------     -------       -------
Totals: -1,310,703     441,043       782,810

Thursday, January 19, 2017

How to Lose to Donald Trump

     Democrats have a natural 3-point advantage in both members (29%-26%) and leaners (45%-42%).  As we saw in 2016, losing to a candidate as repugnant as Orange Julius Caesar requires considerable effort, skill and organization.  The following instructions must be followed to the letter;  one misstep, no matter how inconsequential it may seem, could result in victory.

1.  Begin with a "sympathetic" DNC.

      People are idiots;  don't worry about them spotting the thumb on the scale. If we see Tom Perez  emerge as the DNC Chair we'll know the plan is in place.  In fact, as long as it isn't Keith Ellison or Jehmu Greene, the executive should be able to work around the leader.  (Tangentially, get ready for the ride of your life in the unlikely event that Greene is chosen.)

2.  Reduce the number and visibility of primary debates.

      It is essential to limit the exposure of your candidates so as to cede the maximum number of news cycles to Agent Orange.

3.  Be sure to generate outrage at your voting booths.

      If you can't effect actual vote rigging be sure to create its appearance.  At the very least, make certain the exit polls never match the vote totals.

It's not enough to flush our chances.
We must royal flush them.
4.  It's not enough to ignore your base demographics.  You must attack them.

      Female celebrities who don't vote along strict gender lines must be vilified.  The poor must be denied a federally mandated minimum wage.  Students must, in no uncertain terms, be denied free tuition in state universities.  Environmentalists must see your candidate endorse fracking.  Standing Rock activists must be explicitly snubbed, as must the 58% of Americans (81% of Democrats) who support universal public health care over private insurance.  Unions must be alienated with free trade deals and misrepresentations of your opponent's positions on bailouts.

5.  Select a nominee with historic net negatives who is a terrible campaigner.

      You won't be lucky enough to find another one who has blown a 30 point lead in 2008, doubling that feat in 2016, but there are many clumsy, overrated contenders out there.

6.  Present that nominee as a victim.

     Nothing spells "strength" and inspires confidence more than constant whinging about one's religion, race, gender or status.  Don't worry about trivializing these very serious issues for political gain.

7.  Make xenophobia a central theme of your campaign.

      What works better for Democrats than 1950s style McCarthyism and paranoia?

8.  Target the government you hope to run:  civil servants, bureaucrats, security personnel, etc.

     This succeeded for TeaBaggers.  Why shouldn't it work for Democrats?  Same thing, right?

9. Don't campaign in key/swing states.

     Really, WTF was that schedule about?

10. Use endorsements to divide the party.

     Get virtually every Senate and House member to endorse your candidate from the get go, year in and year out, then express surprise when you lose all of Congress and 66 gubernatorial races.  For good measure, divide Planned Parenthood in the same manner so that 53% of [white] women will vote against your candidate.

     While it isn't essential, associating with "flamboyant" figures (e.g. David Brock, Henry Kissinger, Red Don himself, etc.) raises the candidate's visibility.  There's no such thing as bad publicity, right? 

     Assuming Hillary retires from losing presidential races, there are currently only two candidates who can save Democrats from the White House in 2020.  The first is Vermin Supreme.  The other is:


New Jersey Senator Cory Booker
     Never let it be said that you didn't do your part!