Showing posts with label Bernie Sanders. Show all posts
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Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Songs for Day 76 - Earworms

Ben Schneider.
Day 76 - Earworms
    "Poetry is verbatim." - Earl Gray

     It is the ultimate annoyance:  a vaguely romantic snippet from some undetermined source (a television commercial?  something with balloons?) that has rattled around in your subconscious for years.

     An earworm is to sound what poetry is to words:  an instantly recognized combination that resides in--and often triggers--memory.  It is the mathematics of melody.  It is iconic in both senses:  universal acquaintance and an easy button/icon to push.  Before 2016, Simon and Garfunkel's "America" was "just another classic".  Today, if people want us to think of Universal Public Health Care as a right, of a federally mandated minimum wage, or of free public college tuition, they need only phone up our favorite radio station and request that song.


    Without will-i-am's "Yes, We Can", we might never have elected the greatest president of our time.  Given the need for familiarity, originality of text is not a prerequisite;  it may even be a liability.


     The technical term for a candidate without a catchy slogan and/or theme song is "loser".  Got a favorite contender in 2020?  Why not take a moment to think of a slogan or melody that might help propel him or her into office?

     Oh, and that damned jingle you haven't been able to get out of your skull for the last five years?  That is, in fact, from a Zales diamond commercial:



      The song is called "Ends of the Earth" by Ben Schneider, aka Lord Huron, (from "Lonesome Dreams" in 2012)...



Lyrics:

Oh, there's a river that winds on forever
I'm gonna see where it leads
Oh, there's a mountain that no man has mounted
I'm gonna stand on the peak

Out there's a land that time don't command
Wanna be the first to arrive
No time for ponderin' why I'm-a wanderin'
Not while we're both still alive

To the ends of the earth, would you follow me
There's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
To the ends of the earth, would you follow me
If you will have a say my goodbyes to me

Oh, there's an island where all things are silent
I'm gonna whistle a tune
Oh, there's a desert that size can't be measured
I'm gonna count all the dunes
 

Earl Gray's 76th Law.
Out there's a a world that calls for me, girl
Headin' out into the unknown
Well if there are strangers, and all kinds of danger
Please don't say I'm going alone

To the ends of the earth, would you follow me
There's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
To the ends of the earth, would you follow me
Well if you want, I will say my goodbyes to me

I was a-ready to die for you, baby
Doesn't mean I'm ready to stay
What good is livin' a life you've been given
If all you do is stand in one place

I'm on a river that winds on forever
Follow 'til I get where I'm goin'
Maybe I'm headin' to die but I'm still gonna try
I guess I'm goin' alone




Monday, March 27, 2017

Song for Day 68 - "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head

Singer Louise Robey.
Day 68 - "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head

     Let's face it.  So far, to no one's surprise, Hair Gropenführer has been a Harold Lloyd film.  Is there any hope on the horizon?

     "One Night in Bangkok" was a hit as part of the 1985 album and musical "Chess".  It featured the adventures of an American grandmaster, Frederick "Freddie" Trumper (no relation to anyone we know).

     Some prefer Louise Robey's version.


Songwriter Murray Head.

     While the song doesn't rank among my favorites, it segues nicely into a discussion of chess strategy and tactics featured lately in the political arena.  The first of these is zugzwang (or "move compulsion"), where the side would be fine if it had the luxury of doing nothing but, unlike bridge, one cannot pass in chess.  It seems the RepTealians, with no help from Democrats, have painted themselves into a Sophie's choice on health care. Thanks to their obsession for the last seven years, they can't leave well enough alone but they're simply too lazy and/or incompetent to improve it.

     A month ago it was the Democrats demonstrating a classic technique--and, this time, far more deftly.  Seconds after Tom Perez was elected as the DNC Chair, the Left braced itself for a repeat of 2016.  In the next instant, prior to the denouement, we saw a brilliant zwischenzug  (or "unexpected in-between move"):  Perez and Keith Ellison locked arms in a power-sharing move that united the party as we've not seen recently.  (See also Bernie Sanders and Chuck Schumer.)



 Lyrics:

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Trump? Greatest President Of Our Time?

     We hope we're wrong, but there is a real chance of Democrats being beaten at their own game before 2020 due to their "incrementalism", or lack of it, between 2008 and 2016.  In politics, as in history, standing still is losing ground.

     Just to be clear, yes, we're talking about the babbling billionaire enfant terrible businessman occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  The same billionaire who garnered half the union vote nation-wide and won among $0-$50,000 earners* in the key states by outflanking his Democratic opponent on the left.  Don't be surprised to see him follow the same path to glory during his first term, aided by a helpless Democratic Party.

A little background:

        In 2004 the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation poll voted Tommy Douglas "The Greatest Canadian" ever based almost entirely on him bringing single payer health care to his nation.  (Who knew people would be so fond of someone who rescues their lives and life savings whenever illness strikes?  Go figure!)  What is more, Tommy and his party, the CCF/NDP ("Canadian Commonwealth Party", later the "New Democratic Party"), managed this without ever holding power federally!

Saskatchewan Premium Tommy Douglas


     In every conceivable way, Donald Trump is the polar opposite of the honest, modest, altruistic Canadian hero.  Indeed, it pains us to mention the two names in the same article, let alone the same sentence.  In any case, should anyone want to test the stereotype of Canadians being cool and polite, have them insult Tommy Douglas [or go to a hockey game, I suppose] north of the 49th parallel.  (Have them top up their dental insurance first, though.)

      If The Donald can bring universal public health care ("UPHC") to Americans, as he has promised to do on more than one occasion, Americans will remember him as a saint.  True as they were, recent comments about Trump by Democrats in attempting to get elected would get them committed in 2056.  Health care will not be a mere right, as Bernie Sanders declares it, it will be a sacred one.  Note that there are no individual politicians, let alone political parties, advocating a return to private insurance in Canada [or any other developed nation]. 

Socialized Medicine?

      Why would Donald want to bring "socialized medicine" to American shores?

      Well, for starters, it's already being offered to the poor, the elderly, the military and government representatives (e.g. the judiciary, Congress, the White House, et cetera).  Trump surrogates will argue:  "Why should medical treatment be made available to everyone except those who pay for it?  What is 'socialist' about getting what we paid for with our hard earned dollars?  This is the opposite of 'socialism'.  This is America!"  Blah, blah, blah.  R[e]ince, spin, repeat.

      American enterprises, including his own, on foreign soil will have made abundantly clear to Trump the financial benefits of UPHC to a business.  For example, when Detroit was paying ~$6000 per employee for health care insurance, the same members of the same union making the same automobiles in Oshawa were paying ~$800.  Is it any wonder why there are more "American" cars manufactured in Ontario than Michigan?  Level the UPHC playing field by instituting it in the United States and those jobs could, in theory at least, be repatriated.

      The challenge will be to get all the other businesses on board while health care insurances scream like stuck pigs.  This leads us to a darker reason for Republicans to relegate private insurance--most notably the mandated private insurance we call "Obamacare"--to the dustbin of history.  Health insurance and Trump's subsequent target, Big Pharma (which will no longer be "politically protected"), are heavy contributors to both parties.  However, with unions disappearing and, we assume, Hillary retiring, the Democratic Party will rely more and more on these contributions.  Even if the reduction in income were to affect Republicans more in dollar terms, it would end the Democratic Party (which out-earned the GOP by 2-to-1 in 2016) as a financial threat.  Worse yet, what Democrat would dare to oppose universal "TrumpCare", even though it might be, in effect, their party's death warrant?  If Trump can't convince enough Republicans to pass the legislation he's not the con man salesman we think he is.

     It is difficult enough to parse Trumps utterances into English, let alone policy.  Nevertheless, his first instinct might have been, ironically, a two-tiered Mexican system. 

     "We're going to have insurance for everybody," Trump told The Washington Post. "There was a philosophy in some circles that if you can't pay for it, you don't get it. That's not going to happen with us."

     He has never objected to premium health insurance as an alternative for the wealthy.  We bear in mind that he is, by nature, neither flexible nor intellectual.  As such, he seems to favor the exact opposite of the status quo, an approach confusing to the point of being oxymoronic:  a private option to a single payer system which isn't a single-payer system:

     “It’ll be another plan. But they’ll be beautifully covered. I don’t want single-payer. What I do want is to be able to take care of people,” he said Saturday.

      Inevitably, the numbers (e.g. 58% favor UPHC) are moving him closer to a de facto single payer system with a GOP spin and Trumpian bafflegab.  To wit, the Republican plan will certainly not fund abortion or birth control.  These will have to be paid by the patient or through donations to an organization like Planned Parenthood.  Thus, not "single payer". 

     Semantics.


Footnotes:

* Vote change from 2012 to 2016  <$50,000/yr

State    Democratic   Republican  Trump Margin
         Gain/Loss    Gain/Loss    of Victory

Florida   -259,041      23,567       112,911
Iowa      -106,043     -42,883       147,314
Wisconsin -209,687      57,768        22,748
Michigan   -84,635     193,933        10,704
Penn.     -234,801     289,970        42,292
Ohio      -416,496     -81,313       446.841

          --------     -------       -------
Totals: -1,310,703     441,043       782,810

Thursday, January 19, 2017

How to Lose to Donald Trump

     Democrats have a natural 3-point advantage in both members (29%-26%) and leaners (45%-42%).  As we saw in 2016, losing to a candidate as repugnant as Orange Julius Caesar requires considerable effort, skill and organization.  The following instructions must be followed to the letter;  one misstep, no matter how inconsequential it may seem, could result in victory.

1.  Begin with a "sympathetic" DNC.

      People are idiots;  don't worry about them spotting the thumb on the scale. If we see Tom Perez  emerge as the DNC Chair we'll know the plan is in place.  In fact, as long as it isn't Keith Ellison or Jehmu Greene, the executive should be able to work around the leader.  (Tangentially, get ready for the ride of your life in the unlikely event that Greene is chosen.)

2.  Reduce the number and visibility of primary debates.

      It is essential to limit the exposure of your candidates so as to cede the maximum number of news cycles to Agent Orange.

3.  Be sure to generate outrage at your voting booths.

      If you can't effect actual vote rigging be sure to create its appearance.  At the very least, make certain the exit polls never match the vote totals.

It's not enough to flush our chances.
We must royal flush them.
4.  It's not enough to ignore your base demographics.  You must attack them.

      Female celebrities who don't vote along strict gender lines must be vilified.  The poor must be denied a federally mandated minimum wage.  Students must, in no uncertain terms, be denied free tuition in state universities.  Environmentalists must see your candidate endorse fracking.  Standing Rock activists must be explicitly snubbed, as must the 58% of Americans (81% of Democrats) who support universal public health care over private insurance.  Unions must be alienated with free trade deals and misrepresentations of your opponent's positions on bailouts.

5.  Select a nominee with historic net negatives who is a terrible campaigner.

      You won't be lucky enough to find another one who has blown a 30 point lead in 2008, doubling that feat in 2016, but there are many clumsy, overrated contenders out there.

6.  Present that nominee as a victim.

     Nothing spells "strength" and inspires confidence more than constant whinging about one's religion, race, gender or status.  Don't worry about trivializing these very serious issues for political gain.

7.  Make xenophobia a central theme of your campaign.

      What works better for Democrats than 1950s style McCarthyism and paranoia?

8.  Target the government you hope to run:  civil servants, bureaucrats, security personnel, etc.

     This succeeded for TeaBaggers.  Why shouldn't it work for Democrats?  Same thing, right?

9. Don't campaign in key/swing states.

     Really, WTF was that schedule about?

10. Use endorsements to divide the party.

     Get virtually every Senate and House member to endorse your candidate from the get go, year in and year out, then express surprise when you lose all of Congress and 66 gubernatorial races.  For good measure, divide Planned Parenthood in the same manner so that 53% of [white] women will vote against your candidate.

     While it isn't essential, associating with "flamboyant" figures (e.g. David Brock, Henry Kissinger, Red Don himself, etc.) raises the candidate's visibility.  There's no such thing as bad publicity, right? 

     Assuming Hillary retires from losing presidential races, there are currently only two candidates who can save Democrats from the White House in 2020.  The first is Vermin Supreme.  The other is:


New Jersey Senator Cory Booker
     Never let it be said that you didn't do your part!